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YouTube – HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

YouTube – HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND!.

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My 5 Money Wasters (The very Short List)

1.  Electronic Gadgets   The kind of tech that seems like it was exactly what my life needed to keep going, but turned out to be a failure of wizardry implied.  I bought a BetaMax  once, I think it’s out in the garage behind all those other projects  I was going to get to as soon as I spare the time from my modern life.

2.  Garage Relics   Yeah> go look in yours.  That piece of junk I was always going to (fix up, remodel, retool, use for whatever reason), which is just waiting for some other lucky treasure hunter to come relieve me of the burden to deal with it ((hint: bring cash; no refunds)), to the very lucky individual buying this ancient artifact of mine, yours to proudly display in the corner of your Garage while it’s possibilities haunt your hobbiest moments of actual usefulness.

3.   End of Time Bunker Stuffers  Headlines:” WORLD ENDING FRIDAY”.  Oh!, how many times have I fallen for that one ( seems I never learn from listening to the last Doomsman), I mean really, all those batteries, tanks of water, meals ready to go, crates of this and crates of that, Doom Masters please!,  all this stuff costs money, way more that I earn in a decade , and it all has expiry dates as well. I really cannot afford your Procrastination any longer, either stop revealing your LSD nightmares or BRING IT ON, I am ready!!!, at least until, hmm, let’s see, ahhh yes, here we go>December 21,2012, the expiration date of everything.

4.   Political Pacs  During the last campaign that Rep assured me It was a foregone done deal to get all that government owned land in State Name Here, only if I were to enhance his chances to beat out contender What’s His Name.  So I volunteered to enhance his campaign with a few thousand helpful Benjamins to help him attain his worthy goal of representing all us constituents of Hoodwinked Masses of State Name Here. Yeah that worked out for him, oh he got the seat all right and a very nice talking to about the ordeal of the aftermath.  Me, you ask? Well I have a nice bed in a clean room in a very large building complex with heavily armed Security, it’s in the no rent district. See ya, it’s exercise time.

5.   The Bubble  please don’t laugh, it could happen to everyone. Which? Well it’s like this, just pick one out of the Get Really Wealthy hat of  Your Forever Limitless Suckers,  Financial Mountain of Ponzi, Global Countries of Forgiven Debt, Social Security of Dwindling Funds, and that You Really can Afford to Live in That 5 bedroom Mansion even though you only make a benjamin a week Home for the Less Austere Market. No more of that for me, I’m just gonna invest in that highly overblown and promoted Junk Bond’s are for Everyone.

Just Saying

SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITES (NOTHING SACRED)

Suggesting Kids Under 13 Should Be Allowed On a Popular Website.

Is it really an good idea?  They already track you everywhere and have such personal information even members of your family, friends and neighbors, and strangers don’t know, but now they want to get the even younger ones on site as well (the ones that have not done so already), yup, when that happens they will finally know everything going on in your life, in your house ( no need to go into detail here), and other items you would not divulge to others. Younger kids have a tendency to just say everything that they are thinking let alone having a structured  conversation with anyone,  meaning they might not think about replying or doing something to a request from someone on their list. This really needs more discussion and not from the SOCIAL MEDIA NETWORKS, their aim is MONEY, and staying in business, their false claims of privacy and protection are very misleading.

M$, SKYPE, NOKIA?

Looking forward to what M$ is going to do with Skype ,Nokia and WinPhone7.  If they put the tech they used on their web ads on site into skype and WPhone7 it could mean very fast streaming and  a good silverlight experience.

Facebook Adopts Microsoft PhotoDNA To Remove Child Pornography

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/facebook-photodna-microsoft-child-pornography_n_864695.html

Microsoft should develop the Photo DNA software and add it by default to the Windows operating system so images could be deleted on search before they could be downloaded or uploaded. Websites could auto link to delete the images as well.

Sony PSN Triple Threat:Future of Net Attacks on Finance

After the past few weeks of reading about Sony’s predicament, I wonder if this is just a trial run to globally take down world financial sites, a precursor to more corporate hits. with @alientotech

Linux, Clouding, Other Tech

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